01 | Posters
These were created for Bulls brass to hang in skyboxes and around the United Center. Not sure whether the agents used these super-power skills against Bulls management when contract talks came up. Imagine GM Guy Forman trying to tell Tyrus Thomas's agent that they want him to show more explosion in the paint. To which the agent responds, "The man has springs for legs, for cryin' out loud!" Oh well, they make you want to watch.
02 | Radio
Where would Zeus stack up on the list of muscular centers? Probably ahead of Wilt Chamberlain but behind Dwight Howard. Still, he's no match for Luol Deng.
There's something awfully sneaky and punky about Napoleon Bonaparte's game. Did somebody say Isiah Thomas?
The word on Stalin: he's all left-handed. Make him go to his right and he'll turn it over. And probably try to slap the official.